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15 Funny Pictures of High Heels


Umbrella Shoes


Swimming Heels


Bulb Heels


small heels


Chair Heels


Killer Heels


Strange Heels


Tarantula


Weird


Can You See It


Double heels

Weird style


Another chair


What's that?

Banana heels


Laugh Out Loud (Fart)

A woman told her doctor,
"I have a problem, i fart all the time but my farts are noiseless and they don't smell."

The doctor wrote down a prescription and said,
"Take these for a few weel and then come back to see me."

One week later, the woman went back, complaining,
"Doctor, the pills are not helping. I still fart all the time. Even though the farts are still noiseless, they now smell terrible!. What's going on?"
"Well, now that we have taken care of your sinuses, now we can move on to your hearing."

Laugh Out Loud (Way of Thinking)

John's teacher asked him a question at school,

"There are three birds in a branch. One is shot. How many are left?"
"None", said John.

The teacher said,
"The answer ought to be two, but I like your way of thinking".

John asked the teacher,

"There a three women eating ice-cream. One is nibbling a cone, the other is bitting a cone, and the third is sucking a cone. Which one is married?"

The teacher was surprised but she said,

"The one who is sucking the cone."
"No. It is the one with a wedding ring, but i like your way of thinking!".

Laugh Out Loud (Homosexual)

A man went to see Doctor Matt for a check-up. After a series of tests, Doctor Matt sat down, looked the man in the eye and said ,

"I've got some good news and some bad news."
"What's the bad news?" asked the terrified man.
"The test have revealed that you're a latent homosexual," Doctor Matt replied gravely.
"That's TERRIBLE!" the man sobbed.
"But what's the good news then?"
"Well," replied Doctor Matt with a smile,
"I really think you're kind of cute."

Laugh Out Loud (Finger)

A man told the doctor,

"Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere i touch it hurts."
"Ok. Touch your elbow."

The man touched his elbow and winced in pain. The doctor, surprised, says,
"Touch your head".

The man touched his head and jumps in agony. The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Everywhere the man touches he hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-Rays, etc, and tells the man to come back in three days.

Three days later, the man comes back and the doctor says,

"We've found your problem. You've broken your finger!"

Laugh Out Loud (English Examination)

An examination candidate who knew very little English once attended an oral English examination.

Examiner: What is your name?
Candidate: Me Chikaboombayba!
Examiner: How many are there in your family?
Candidate: Not many. Me, me sister, me mother, and father.
Examiner: Who does the cooking at home?

After a long period of silence, the examiner tried to help.

Examiner: Well, your mother or your sister?
Candidate: Your mother!

Laughter For Good Health

Laughter is good medicine for you. There is perhaps some truth in the saying: An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Many doctors and psychologists believe laughter is good for the physical and mental health of a person. It has good healing effects.

Laughter can do the following things:
  • It gives a healthy workout to many organs in the body. The diaphragm, the thorax, abdomen, heart and lungs are given a good exercise. It provides an internal massage.
  • It improves blood circulation. By relaxing the blood vessels, it helps to prevent high blood pressure and protects against heart disease.
  • It aids digestion by helping to stimulate the production of enzymes.
  • It may act as a natural laxative and thus help those with problems of constipation.
  • It helps to burn of calories.
  • It stimulates the pituitary gland to release chemicals which act as natural pain killers.
  • It is good for strenghtening your muscles by tightening and relaxing them. It provides good muscle activity in the face, neck, scalp and shoulders.
  • It benefits your lungs by reducing the risk of getting infection of the lungs. Laughter helps to expel old residual air which is good breeding ground for bacteria.
  • It can help in relieving headaches. You feel better according to some neurologists.
  • It lightens stress, anxiety, depression and pain.
  • It helps to fight against boredom, shyness, tension and worry, thereby contributing to one's mental health.
  • It provides a healthy emotional outlet by helping to discharge excess, unnecessary energy.
The beneficial value of laughter is perhaps well summed up by a psychologist who said, "Laughter is good for both body and mind. It reduces nervous tension which upset body functions and it clears the mind of annoyances and ill will."