Laugh Out Loud (No ears)

Three man at a job interview were questioned by a human resources manager who did not have any ears.

The first man went in, and the manager told him,
"This job requires power of observation. Make one observation about me."
The first man said, "You have no ears!"
"Get out!" yelled the manager.

The second man went in, and the manager said the same thing,
"This job requires power of observation. Make one observation about me."
The second man said,"You have no ears!"
"Get out!" yelled the manager.

As the third man stood up to go in, the other two men told him,
 "The interviewer doesn't have any ears and he's very sensitive about it."

The third man thanked them two and went in. The manager repeated,

"This job requires power of observation. Make one observation about me."
The third man stared at the manager for a long time and finally said,
"You wear contact lenses."

The manager was impressed,
"Very good. Excellent observation. Tell me, how could you tell?"
"Well. you can't wear glasses," replied the third man,
"because you have no ears!"