Laugh Out Loud (Bravery)

Three senior military officers were talking about the subject of bravery. The Army general said,
 "Gentlemen, if you want to see bravery, look at this."

The general called a private towards him and said,
"Private, attack that tank with your rifle."
"Yes,sir!" Anything you say, sir!"
With that, the young private attacked the tank, which flattened him.

The Air Force general, not to be outdone, called a pilot and said,
"MAJOR, i want you to take the chopper up to 1,000 feet and jump down without your parachute."

The pilot saluted and took his chopper up. Ten minutes later, the senior officers watched as the pilot splattered onto the ground from 1,000 feet.

The admiral took the other two men and went onboard a ship. He called out to a sailor.
"Sailor, climb to the top of the mast and jump into the sea."

The sailor looked at the admiral and shouted,
"What? Go to hell, admiral, SIR!"

The admiral turned to the others and said proudly,
"Gentlemen, now that is what i call BRAVERY!"