Laugh Out Loud (Honest)

Samy was an absolutely honest guy. One day, he told his friend Alan,
 "Alan, i have something to confess to you."
"Don't bother me now," Alan told him. "I am very busy."
"I must tell you, or else i will not be in peace."
"Not now! Tell me later."
"No, i cannot wait, it's about your girlfriend. I have harboured terrible thoughts about her."
"Just say you are sorry and we will forget all about it"
"No, I must tell you all. Yesterday my eyes fell on your girlfriend..."
"Okay, okay. Just apologise."
"No, i must make a confession. As i looked at her, i had this terrible thought, 'God grief, I've never seen such an ugly woman in my whole life."