Laugh Out Loud (Fart)

A woman told her doctor,
"I have a problem, i fart all the time but my farts are noiseless and they don't smell."

The doctor wrote down a prescription and said,
"Take these for a few weel and then come back to see me."

One week later, the woman went back, complaining,
"Doctor, the pills are not helping. I still fart all the time. Even though the farts are still noiseless, they now smell terrible!. What's going on?"
"Well, now that we have taken care of your sinuses, now we can move on to your hearing."

Laugh Out Loud (Homosexual)

A man went to see Doctor Matt for a check-up. After a series of tests, Doctor Matt sat down, looked the man in the eye and said ,

"I've got some good news and some bad news."
"What's the bad news?" asked the terrified man.
"The test have revealed that you're a latent homosexual," Doctor Matt replied gravely.
"That's TERRIBLE!" the man sobbed.
"But what's the good news then?"
"Well," replied Doctor Matt with a smile,
"I really think you're kind of cute."