Laugh Out Loud (Way of Thinking)

John's teacher asked him a question at school,

"There are three birds in a branch. One is shot. How many are left?"
"None", said John.

The teacher said,
"The answer ought to be two, but I like your way of thinking".

John asked the teacher,

"There a three women eating ice-cream. One is nibbling a cone, the other is bitting a cone, and the third is sucking a cone. Which one is married?"

The teacher was surprised but she said,

"The one who is sucking the cone."
"No. It is the one with a wedding ring, but i like your way of thinking!".