Laugh Out Loud (Don't mess with my dad)

In class, the teacher asked young Robert to tell a story, and then conclude with the moral of that story.

"Last Sunday," Robert started,
 "We bought some eggs from the market. On the way home, we dropped the basket and broke all the eggs. The moral of the story is "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket".
"Well done, Robert," the teacher said. "Jen,you are next."
"My dad fought in the war." Jen continued,
"One day, his plane crashed in the jungle. He only had a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. After drinking the whole case of beer, he saw 200 enemy soldiers. He shots 150 with his machine gun until he ran out of bullets. Then, he pulled out his machete and killed 30 more. But, the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last 20 with his bare hands."
"My goodness!" cried the teacher. "But what is the moral of this story?"
"Don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking!"