Laugh Out Loud (10 dollars)

A small boy walked into his sister's room with his father. While the father was talking to the sister, he decided to go into her wardrobe.

"Wow, it's dark here!"

The man inside the wardrobe said,
"Here is 10 dollars. Don't say anything."

The next day, the mother asked the boy where he got his 10 dollars from. The boy refused to tell, and the mother told him,
"It is wrong to take money that does not belong to you. Go to the church and confess yourself."

The boy went to the church, entered the booth, and upon closing the door, said,
"Wow, it's dark here!"

"Are you following me around?" asked the priest.