Laugh Out Loud (Horse)

A man was sitting quietly watching television, when his wife whacked him on the back of his head.

"What was that for?" the man asked.
"I found a piece of paper in your shirt with the name Michelle on it!"
"Oh, that was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

The wife seemed satisfied and went back to do her housework. Three days later the man was watching television again when the wife whacked him on the back of his head again.

"What was that for?" the man asked.
"Your horse just called!"