Laugh Out Loud (Finger)

A man told the doctor,

"Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere i touch it hurts."
"Ok. Touch your elbow."

The man touched his elbow and winced in pain. The doctor, surprised, says,
"Touch your head".

The man touched his head and jumps in agony. The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Everywhere the man touches he hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-Rays, etc, and tells the man to come back in three days.

Three days later, the man comes back and the doctor says,

"We've found your problem. You've broken your finger!"