Laugh Out Loud (Ticket)

The navy diver did not have any money to buy a ticket, but he went up to the KL train anyway, hoping to come up with an idea to avoid the ticket inspector. On the journey up, he sat opposite two commondos. and he soon found out that the two commandos only had one ticket between them.

"How are you going to pass the ticket inspector?" the diver asked.
"Oh, simple," one commando replied.
"Before  the ticket inspector comes, both of us will hide in the toilet. When he knocks on the toilet door, I will say ' Canlt come out' and slip my ticket  under the door. The ticket inspector will chop the ticket and slip it back under the door. We will then stay inside there until the inspection is over. We have don this ten times already, and it works everytime."

After a half an hour, they could hear the ticket inspector coming, and the two commandos went into the the toilet. One minute later, the heard a knock in the door,

"Ticket please."
"Can't come out, but the ticket is under the door."

The diver took the ticket from under the door and quickly walked to the other end of the train.